Pairing: Mild Jack/Sawyer
Summary: Complete and total crack!fic, loosely inspired from a certain Wallace & Gromit movie.
Spoilers: Up through "Dave," although this departs considerably from canon
Notes: Happy Birthday themoononastick! Hugs and kisses to my betas, the fabulous foxxcub and the incomparable philomel. Using fanfic100 prompt "What?"
Word count: 4042